Your Dating Profile Is Buggy
Let’s Fix That
If your dating profile isn’t working, it’s probably not because you’re boring. It’s because your profile logic is off — like poorly scoped functions or unnecessary boilerplate code.
Let’s debug it.
Most tech guys think the goal of a dating profile is to showcase achievements, stats, or status. But here’s the truth: what you think works, and what actually works, are rarely the same.
Your goal isn’t to impress.
It’s to spark curiosity and filter in the right kind of match.
❌ Overly logical: “6ft, INTP, love AI and chess.”
Reads more like a dev résumé than someone she wants to talk to.
❌ Undersharing: “Ask me anything.”
Translation: I don’t want to put in effort, you go first.
❌ Swipe fatigue jokes: “Ugh, I hate this app.”
If your opener is bitter, what else is coming?
Now let’s fix that.
What To Include Instead: One vivid, quirky detail. A hint of realness or vulnerability. A values-aligned invitation to connect
Examples: “I get overly competitive at pub quizzes. You’ve been warned.”
or
“Dad jokes. Black coffee. Overthinking my playlist order.”
These work because they create a feeling. They show you have a personality, a life, a point of view. They don’t scream, “Pick me!” — they invite someone to join you in your weirdness.
And that’s the point.
You’re not trying to please everyone.
You’re polarising on purpose.
This is filtering. Your profile is a lens — not a pitch deck. The women who vibe with you will lean in. Those who don’t? Good. Let them swipe.
Good code runs lean and clean. Your profile should, too.
Want a full teardown of your profile — with my comments, rewrite, and why it works?
Get unstuck.
Write a profile that pulls the right person in.
Let’s fix your bugs. terminal. Now wait for the return.
